Lana Reviews

Made appointment via phone the day before, and confirmed the day of. She was running late, so I had to walk around the block a couple of times, until she called with the ready signal. She told me to be really quiet when I came into the building. She met me at the door wearing a nightie that barely covered anything. Asked me to take off her shoes, then led me into the bedroom...

Really hot middle aged latina. Her tits are fake, but they're really well done. Amazing curves and ass. She offers a shower and bed massage. The shower part is pretty much mindblowing, and worth the price of admission alone. Would highly recommend and will be going back to visit her again.

I called Lana and scheduled an appointment for the next day. Screening process was easy. I arrived for the appointment which was kind of weird since I didn't know exactly where I was going but she led me into her place no problem once I was there. I was greeted by a beautiful girl and that's when the fun began

I guess I'm lucky. It only took me two calls to get in touch with Lana. After some light screening, we set a time for the next day. I get there on the day and call. No answer... 10 minutes later called again.. no answer.. sent a text and two minutes later, she calls me back, gives me her building number and buzzes me in. She hung up without telling me the room number so I walked in, not knowing where to go, and I hear "Psstt!" I walk over to a slightly opened door and there she was to lead me in. She is the girl in the pic, quite attractive. Great massage, nuru (although with oil instead of the gel), and a nice soapy shower. Absolutely worth the visit, and the delay. Non VIPs looking for FBSM, should give her call. Hopefully, my repeat will be as easy to schedule.

Tough to get in touch with. But its worth the effort. Read her reviews and like everyone wrote, she delivers as promised. Excellent service and definitely recommended.

Nice girl, but a rushed session

Always saw the "soapy shower" website she has and read the other reviews-wanted to give it a try. Made an appt. and then got a little bit of a run around when I called from the location-she was not avilable for a half hour or so-which turned into 45 minutes but I thought what the hell-I'm horny and I am here-glad I waited.....

It had been several months since I saw Lana, so I decided to pay her another visit. She remembered me when I called (or at least she pretended too) and I had no trouble setting up the appointment and seeing her. Very satisfied as usual, and I'll continue seeing her.

Visited Lana after seeing all her reviews over time. The legend lives on about her unique and overly cautious LE check. So, finally gave her a call. The first question she asked was about my ethnicity. Yeah... fits the bill, I thought. Fortunately, she had no more questions for me as people with my background are really not into LE. Setting up the appointment wasn't an issue at all, although I suspect, she had someone else on the line, who was speaking to her simultaneously. I will give her the benefit of the doubt and say, it was probably her language barrier. Anyways, 2 call system to get to her apartment, after waiting 5 mins for her to get ready. For non-VIPs, she is a no brain-er and would definitely repeat.

Decided to return to Lana. I was in the mood for boob. So, I got there a little late and she seemed rushed in the beginning, but then as she prepared the shower, she started singing a little and turned chipper. I asked her if she remembered me and she said yes, but it seemed like she might have just said that. Anyway, things got interesting and overall it was good.

I've seen the legendary Lana about 4 or 5 times now... she enjoys me quite a bit so we always have fun. I had seen her ad for about a year and needed to try my luck with her. I was glad I did.. it's a bit of a maze to finally get to her front door, gives a bit of a runaround, but is worth the effort. I'd repeat, and have several times.

Made the appointment with Lana having no difficulties. When I arrived, we exchanged pleasantries and then she asked me to get undressed in the living room. Then, it was off to the bedroom. Bottom line is that it was a nice visit, but not sure that I will repe Lana is a very intense experience. It is a pain setting up an appointment as it is hard to get hold of her. However, a text is the best way. I went for the bodyslide as I have never had that before -- but at the end of the day, that is not what I remember and nor the reason why I have been back several times.

First time experience, exactly as pictures, very friendly. Recommended.

Lana is a legend and her name precedes her. Can sometimes be difficult to arrange an appointment, but once you get past the screening, I think she begins to recognize her regulars. The apt. is in a nice area and decorated nicely. Have met with her several times and never leave disappointed. Her butt is absolutely amazing.

Lana is an absolute sweetheart. It is amazing how comfortable she can be with a complete stranger. She is a beautiful and voluptuous woman. You won't regret seeing her, Lana loves what she does and thats enough said.

Two call system to her apartment on midtown NYC east side. She was like 20 minutes late even though we confirmed twice that day. Put me in a so-so mood. I don't like walking around NYC block waiting.. But she finally called me and I went over to a nice apartment that was nicely decorated. Small point, but never apologized for being late. Went to the bed, which was in the back.. Took off my clothes, paid her, and she started with a massage. Got into the sexual part very quickly.. felt a touch rushed but at that point I was ready. It might of been a bad day for her so I probably will not repeat. He pictures are her but she is a little older and not really my type. She isn't fat but if you like the petite type she is not for you.. Overall not a bad body. Skills are average.

Couple calls, into a non-descript beuilding. Low Key and drama free, the way it should be when visiting a new friend. Easy enough to locate and make arrangements

Lana likes what she does. She is hard to reach but those that persist will be rewarded handsomely. I would repeat because...

I was new to this hobby and chose Lana because of her numerous positive reviews. I needed something to spice up things in general and been reading reviews without taking any action. I figured that a massage was not too extreme in my attempt to get my mind out of its rut. Well after getting a feel of what is offered out there and the excitement it brings, it is difficult to turn back, at least as far as massages go. I was a bit nervous calling and she did not answer the initial call but called back within a few minutes. I think the timing of the call is important if you'd like a response quickly. Lana is a bit difficult to understand at times because she has a heavy accent but eventually agreed upon a day and time to go to a cross street. I don't think it was a heavy screening process since I really did not have much credentials at this point of my hobbying. She asked some general questions so I guess this was good enough. Called at the agreed upon time when at cross street and given the address. It is a discreet location and easy to get into after she buzzes you in. I was impressed with her enthusiasm and beauty. It was a very relaxing atmosphere and I would recommend to non vips.

been to lana before. got a massage last time but wanted some more. vips read on...