Review by NEWNYER1, October, 2011
She's very sexy on the phone and requires a few calls before getting to the actual address. Once there, she's only wanting to please and does all she can. Go for it.
Lana is an incall provider based in Manhattan, New York City, described by reviewers as a mature, curvy Colombian woman with a full figure, tanned skin and a friendly, accommodating manner. Clients report a discreet, clean private apartment in Midtown East, a two-call screening and booking system, and same-day scheduling with quick text responses. Sessions are described as a straightforward incall experience rather than an elaborate body rub. Reviewers consistently praise her reliability, value and curves, though some note her photos are older and that service is not especially sensual.
3 months ago
That evening, when I was dreaming of a mature blonde with huge tits, I came across Lana’s profile by chance. When I saw how many reviews she had, I understood that this experienced lady was righ... See more
9 months ago
I have seen Lana a few times now and always had a good time. I book same day and have not had an issue. She is a columbian milf with an amazing body and big round ass. Will probably see her again
10 months ago
I have listed her Sixla page as her Tryst page (where I first found her) is no longer active. I reached out to her and asked if she'd like to get dinner and perhaps more in Syracuse and she readily ag... See more
She's very sexy on the phone and requires a few calls before getting to the actual address. Once there, she's only wanting to please and does all she can. Go for it.
I love Lana, I have seen her numerous times and she remains one of my favorites. When I see other girls and they don't live up to Lana's service I always ask myself why didn't I go back to Lana. She's a great chic, speaks good english, is a top provider and really gets into her work. Her body is still banging, her face is good and again her service is incredible. She always greets me with a kiss and hug and is always showered wearing a sexy outfit. My last trip was no different, I entered, saw her wearing sexy panties and a tshirt with high heels, I immediately got stiff.
First time with lane and all the things i read are true about her. LE check.
I saw Lana's ads and called a few times in the past without being able to actually make an appointment, but one weeknight I found myself with some time and gave her a call and she said I could come over. The usual call from the street (which turned out to actually be across the street from her apartment so she could check me out) and she was very cautious upon opening the door; didn't let me in till I lifted up my shirt and she gave me a bit of a frisking (I didn't mind one bit). She seemed a little older than I thought she'd be from her photos, none of which reveal her face) and I think she might wear a wig (or at least her hair is very bleached/straightened or otherwise processed to the point of appearing not terribly luscious and natural. But once she did let me in she was very apologetic about being careful and safe (who could blame her?) and she was immediately very friendly...
Located on the east 50's. Called early to make an afternoon apointment. Ask a few question and pass the test. Told me to call when I arrive at location, given the address and called again to be buzzed in.
Finally got to see Lana after trying several times to schedule something. She's a little hard to get in touch with and is super careful about LE, but she is worth it. Exactly as other reviews have described!
Lana does a lot of screening. There are certain guys she won't see if she does not like the tone of your voice. Two call system and she tells you to go across the st on the second call. She looks out her window and checks you out. Asks what you are wearing if she does not know you. Once you pass that test its on. And its worth it.
I've been reading about Lana for a while and finally decided to take the plunge. I called her in the early afternoon and she was available. She is very careful and she asked my to call from the corner, then from another address and finally the real address. I walked into the building and she met me at her door. I thought she was incredibly beautiful. She was wearing a black teddy and heels in which she was a bit taller then me. She asked a few questions about my nationality and sort of frisked me on the outside of my jacket. When she was sure I was not LE she planted the most sensuous kiss on me. Soft with some tongue. I grabbed her around her waist and pulled her close. We made out like this for a few minutes and then she went to get towels, oils, alcohol (she is very clean and safe). This session turned out to be one of the best I have had in memory. VIPS read on
2 call system, made appointment earlier in day for 6:30 meeting. Got to intersection @ 6:00, called and said I was her early. She said wait 5 minutes. She called me back 7 minutes later. So wait was reasonable. A bit hard understanding her, she has a very heavy accent. She gave me the address but I had to called back because I couldn't find the buidling. Called back and she told the right building number. Buzzs you in, door opens to a stunning women.
Never ceases to please me someway or another.
She was very good. I really cant wait for a second session with her. her prices are reasonable. No rush, and doesnt ask for tip.
I have seen Lana's ad on back page for quite some time and finally decided to check her out. It took me about a week to finally find a time that both of us had free. She seems to be quite a busy provider. We decided on a time after work. It was more than a two call system. We had a time set fo 6PM. She didnt end up getting back to me until 6:15PM. She let me in and she was wearing a black nighty....
Called Lana up and requested a full hour. Typical 2 call system and got into her apartment. Once inside and there she was in a tiny lingerie with her boobs practically falling out of her outfit. Was about to "get comfortable" she said she only had time for half an hour. That was the only negative comment for this provider. Was going to leave at that point but she promised a really good time. Opted for the soapy shower. Non-Vips....highly recommend her. Vips read on.
Very easy to set appointment in advance, usual 2 call led me to her place on the east side. She buzzed me in, and when she opened the door - gave me a great smile, lfk, and hug. She was even prettier than I expected - with an awesome figure -from her full boobs to her cute butt. After a quick LE check, some more LFK, and stand up making out, she invited me to ge comfortable.......
I have seen Lana 2x before but she had difficult figuring if she had seen me before. She is very paranoid about LE so we had to text back and forth.We set up an early AM time for the next day. She texted me the next day moving our time one hour later and then changed it back to the original time.This time setting can be a real hassle as noted by other reviewers. She works out of a nondiscreept non doorman buzz you in building.She greets you at her door in hot lingeriie showing off her great natural breasts.Her apt is nicely decorated. She starts the session off with a dfk and a hug.She asked if I wanted to shower which she is well known for. She helped undress me and we were off to the shower.She turned on and tested the water. She with out saying left the room to check her phone and take a quickcall in Spanish.Later she tells me that was a beautiful 22 year did I want a second women for a three some.Unfortuately I did not have the time or cash at that time.
First time meeting with Lana. She made me wait outside for a while but glad I didn't leave. I had a great time but she couldn't do the fill hour. Will definitely see her again and make sure I do the hour.
This was my first time so she was a little suspicious. She checks you out from the window. She was guarded until you get into your birthday suit. After that the real fun started... Non-VIPs overall she is eager and it was a nice time.
Decided to try out a massage after reading so many good reviews. Good looking woman, but I left somewhat disappointed. VIPS read on to find out why
Have been reading about Lana's service for quite some time. Usually go for younger spinner type but based on all the reviews, figured this was an experience I had to try. Glad I did.
Having read her reviews I called her and set up an appointment, she is super nice and sweet and when I got there I can only say that the other reviews are correct and I got a little more service than I had hoped for..
Based on analysis of 18 reviews rated 1-2 stars for Lana
“Two call system to her apartment on midtown NYC east side”
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Lana is an incall provider based in Manhattan, New York City, described by reviewers as a mature, curvy Colombian woman with a full figure, tanned skin and a friendly, accommodating manner. Clients report a discreet, clean private apartment in Midtown East, a two-call screening and booking system, and same-day scheduling with quick text responses. Sessions are described as a straightforward incall experience rather than an elaborate body rub. Reviewers consistently praise her reliability, value and curves, though some note her photos are older and that service is not especially sensual.
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Reviewers consistently report positive experiences with Lana. Customers often highlight review, lana, time, call. A minority mention drawbacks around review, lana, called, call. Overall sentiment is strongly positive with an average rating of 3.8 stars across 394 reviews.