Lana Reviews

I’ve always wanted to see Lana, but I heard that she was hard to get a hold of. The shower option really intrigued me more than anything else. I thought it would be cool to have some company in the shower. So, one Saturday, I just took a chance and made the call. She picked up, asked a few questions and gave me the “address.” I hopped on the train over to the east side and made another call. No answer. I waited and then called again. No answer. I was about to get upset when she called me back and gave me the building number and apt. It was actually a very nice looking apartment building. Not to fancy, but not cheap-looking either. I walked straight to her 1st floor apt. By the way, I asked for the hour. I wanted the whole experience.

I've seen her a few times before. In the last few months, I'd gone to providers who provided "mechanical" services, so I was looking for someone who was "passionate" about her job. Lana was the first person to come to mind. She totally did not disappoint. She opened the door, wearing a sexy skirt and had a big smile. I knew right away it was the right decision. Members read on...

Saw some reviews. Was curious to see what all this soapy shower was about. 2 call system. located in midtown. buzzed me in at the door. overall a good time at the price. vips read on......

I'd been admiring Lana's pictures for some time and after reading some positive reviews, I looked forward to the opportunity to see her as soon as I could bring myself to pay the relatively steep fee for her massage. After some difficulty getting in, the hour appointment I'd made was reduced to half an hour, which was fine with me - I wanted to get out of there soon after I walked in the door. Lana has an incredible body so the pictures are no lie, but I can't imagine she has too many repeat customers. Not a good experience at all.

So, I have been admiring Lana from afar for a long, long time. It is tough to figure out why I waiting so long but I am glad that I did see her last week. She is a busy lady so I called her a day in advance and then confirmed the next morning an hour before. About the only complaint is that she doesn't pick up, it always goes to voice mail. Other than that, Lana is a super friendly lady who wants nothing more than to make things fun. If there were ratings for value she gets a 10 since she is lower priced than most and I would give her a 9.5 for attitude. VIP's read on.

Was in New York on business and notice that Lana was near where I was. I made the call, she had an opening so I was on my way. Door opens to a nice looking South American woman and I get a hug and a kiss. I would repeat when in town. Vips read on.....

Lana has been on my radar for a while but I subconsciously have kept her in the B Column, I guess just favoring others. Having some difficulty in connecting with my A Team choices this one day, I gave her a call and was pleasantly surprised, in a very good way. I may not have received the complete service as reported in previous reviews, but make no mistake, I definitely would repeat for Lana’s very appealing girlfriend experience and price point.

My second time seeing Lana - much easier to get in once she knows you. For a quick, short-notice hook-up at a very reasonable price, she can't be beat. If you can get past her initial caution, it's worth it for the body rub and shower...

I was trying to get an appointment with Lana for a long time, couldn't get for a week. Finally i booked her early around 11:00 AM for 7:00 PM. I informed her early in advance that i would start with soapy shower. She gave me the address i went to the intersection and gave her a call. She didn't pick up waited for 10 mins then she called back and gave her apartment number. I was smoking outside so she called me again to find out where am I. Then i entered the building went inside her apartment, she was in a sexy lingerie. She is good looking but not great, her body is awesome though. Its worth to visit her to experience her soapy shower and good deal for money.

Worth the visit. She's very lovey dovey but very skilled when she gets down to business.

Soapy shower bodyslide, "slippery fun" says it all.

Called her on a saturday and she picked up and we arranged an afternoon get together. I called her 2x when I got there and she kepy forgetting that I had called previously. Guys if she likes you hold on because she is a sparkplug. I recommend wholeheartedly.

Called to make the appointment but couldn't find a afternoon slot. Setup appointment for Friday the next day at 12:30pm for 1 hour. Fridays are a busy day for her but she accommodated. Was told to meet at a location in Midtown and call her. Called her but there was no answer. She called me and said she was running a bit late will shower and be ready in 5 minutes. Called me in 5 minutes and gave me the address and said to call when outside building. Called back and she let me into the building. Non-doorman building. When she opened the door she let me into her 1 bedroom very well appointed clean apartment. She was in her panties and a lingerie top and greeted me with a kiss. She was on the phone for a bit but then when she was done she held me and went into a long DFK. She then asked if I wanted the shower first or not. I opted for the shower later and we went into the room which had candles lit. Very very good experience from a sweet lady. She seemed a bit older than the pics but pretty much spot on. She was very enthusiastic and sweet. Definitely recommend her. Please treat her nice. VIP's read on....

I had seen her few times and each time our meetings get better. Standard two call system. For the first meeting, she has her way of screening you when you arrive because she is cautious and concern about safety and LE issues. Once you pass her “smell test”, she is full of energy, friendly and has an enthusiastic attitude. She is a sexy Latino with nice curvy figure accented with large round breasts and smooth skin. She offers a soapy bath (please tell her a head of time if this is what you want) which she will get in with you, a shower together, massage in the bed, and more than a simple “happy” ending. For non-VIP, I highly recommend for her soapy bath, shower, and sensual massage. VIP read on

Had seen Lana's ad on BP and read reviews here and it seemed like a fun sexy thing to do. Had been trying to see her for some time but always too last minute and she is pretty busy. This time I called early afternoon for an appointment that evening and she had space to see me. She's pretty cautious about screening if she doesn't already know you. It was about a three call system and she wanted to know my age and where I was from. Clearly I passed and I'm very glad I did. Lana was a bundle of fun and energy and sexuality way beyond what I expected. Based on the pictues I also expected a bit of a faded rose but I found her very attractive. Nice large boobs, beautiful soft skin and a very pretty face. She's 31 or 32 and not at all old looking. If anything she's a youngish MILF in great shape. Her English isn't great but once you're no longer on the phone with her that's not a problem at all. She gives a great massage and soapy massage, but if you're lucky, and I was...

I've seen Lana twice when visiting NY, and she's a bundle of fun. I don't think she remembered me (though she said she did), as she was characteristically careful about meeting up. It's not quite a standard two-call, as she had me wait around before finally buzzing me in. No doorman. She ain't 30, but she's true to her pictures and fun once she relaxes.

I have seen her ad on cityvibe and was intrigued by her pictures. The price for her services is pretty decent also. Like other members have said, she is VERY cautious about being caught my LE. She also has a thick spanish accent, so guys be patient you wont be sorry. She had me waiting for fifteen minutes outside. I didnt have to wait half an hour like others, maybe because i speak spanish, which probably made it easier for me to get access. She is NOT in her early thirties like the ad claims, but that doesn't matter because she is a HOT MILF with a pretty face. When i got to her door, i was greated by this sexy Spanish blond woman in a tight miniskirt and a tight shirt that made her breasts pop out......delicious. She has an ass to die for and here breasts look sooo good. Vips, read on.....

I've been to see Lana on two other occasions and have never been disappointed. She's extremely cautious about who she lets in, practicing the usual two call method of scoping you out, even sending you to an address a building away before she gives you the proper address. Sounds like a runaround but you've gotta respect her need to be careful. All I can say is...it is definitely worth the trouble. Lana is a very sexy MILF type who will greet you at the door wearing a sexy Mrs. Santa Claus outfit (as she did around Christmas time) or a bustier outfit that barely contained her boobs (the last time I visited her). Once the door is closed, she literally pounces on you, throwing her arms around your neck and teasing you with light French kisses. The last time I saw her she literally grabbed my crotch before the door was even closed.

I have seen Lana twice in the past couple of months, the first time with a friend of hers, Masha, the second solo. Bottom line, she is a pretty bundle of energy, fun, who makes the most out of the session. Her English sucks, but other than that, a real fun time.

I had seen Lana's ads for many years. I decided to give her a try since I work close by to her. I called and walked to her block. It took a few minutes to understand that she wanted me to stand in a certain location so she could see me from her window. I understand that she does this for first time clients. After a few minutes she gave me the exact building and apartment number. When she opened the door I was surprised to see a tall beautiful woman with tight jeans and a tight top. She was very pretty.