Review by PPR212, July, 2013
Did not have as much trouble getting a hold of her as other people. She met me at the door with a big kiss, turned around let me smack her huge ass, and then off to the bedroom. VIPs read on.
Lana is an incall provider based in Manhattan, New York City, described by reviewers as a mature, curvy Colombian woman with a full figure, tanned skin and a friendly, accommodating manner. Clients report a discreet, clean private apartment in Midtown East, a two-call screening and booking system, and same-day scheduling with quick text responses. Sessions are described as a straightforward incall experience rather than an elaborate body rub. Reviewers consistently praise her reliability, value and curves, though some note her photos are older and that service is not especially sensual.
3 months ago
That evening, when I was dreaming of a mature blonde with huge tits, I came across Lana’s profile by chance. When I saw how many reviews she had, I understood that this experienced lady was righ... See more
9 months ago
I have seen Lana a few times now and always had a good time. I book same day and have not had an issue. She is a columbian milf with an amazing body and big round ass. Will probably see her again
10 months ago
I have listed her Sixla page as her Tryst page (where I first found her) is no longer active. I reached out to her and asked if she'd like to get dinner and perhaps more in Syracuse and she readily ag... See more
Did not have as much trouble getting a hold of her as other people. She met me at the door with a big kiss, turned around let me smack her huge ass, and then off to the bedroom. VIPs read on.
Biggest problem in the NY scene is that the girls for some reason have an issue with posting real pics. Not only are they not real pics but they are not even a half decent resemblance to what you are in for. Lana was no different. Setup was was simple enough 2 call system room upon arrival. VIP read on
Great times again with Lana - I keep going back to her for my basic needs of being treated with a lot of attention. I think once you go to her for a couple of times she really gets comfortable and tries to make more time for her regulars - even my wait time has come down to 5 mins - YEAH! :) Non-vips....you have to see her once and then you can make your own judgement.
I came across Lana through the TER site. It was late in the day and I was feeling horny so I book an appointment with her for a massage and BJ. She told me to go to an intersection and call her when I got there. Her accent is pretty thick so I asked a couple of times to repeat. None the less I get address and I'm buzzed in. I'm in my late 40's and I found her to be extremely sexy. I doubled the length of time and made it FS. She is the epitome of what a GFE should be like. I will repeat. VIP READ ON.......
Visit lana after reading so many reviews on her. non-vip she looks good for her age which is a bit on older side. Service is great. VIP read on.
2-call system. Warm and friendly greeting in nice skimpy lace lingerie with hugs and kisses. Nice mood lighting with candles and relaxing music. I was first treated to an average massage with oil and body-body rub. Followed by a more intense erotic shower body-body rub. I paid when I was about to leave, and exchanged more hugs and kisses. Great attitude & value. I had really high expectations but had more mediocre results. Unsure if I would repeat but I felt her friendly demeanor was very much appreciated.
Lana Pretends To Be YourGirlfriend. She Asks You For Your Preferences. HerAccent Is Heavy And Hard To Understand. She Is A Bit On The Older Side. Worth Seeing if you have never seen her.
Lana posts on BP all the time, and has a ton of pretty good reviews, so I've always been curious to try her...I wasn't disappointed, but didn't live up to my expectations 100%....that said, I would prob still repeat. VIPs,read on for
I called the number, and she quickly called back. Got an appointment for an hour later. Once at her place, she opened the door and greeted me with a hug and kiss. No discussion of business except what I wanted out of it. She lead me to her bedroom, which was followed by an average massage with oil and body-body rub. I then got the type of release I asked for and then a shower. I paid when I was about to leave and promised I would be back.
As many of you know, she is not that easy to get a hold of. Also it wouldn't hurt to be a little early to your appointment because she will make you wait due to her being a little paranoid about being caught and making sure you aren't a DT. She does have a heavy accent which is sexy but can be a little strong for some. Over all I had a good time and would repeat.
Insaw the positive reviews here and decided to give her a try. She was nice on the phone and the fact that I speak sapnish helped in easily getting into the apartment: no wait or any checking. After 5 mins in the apartment I was already naked on the bed, where she asks what services you want. The apt is a bit obscure, small but nice. Definitely deserved a visit for the price and services offered. Vip go on
Two call system to get to her apartment. She has a heavy spanish accent and confused the timing. Met me at door in teddy. Very touchy-feely. Made me feel at ease. Started off with nude to nude massage..
As others have pointed out, Lana can be tough to get ahold of, a bit paranoid, and her accent - while incredibly sexy - can make communication a bit difficult. But once you get through, she makes it all worth it, and then some...
Called after reading many glowing reviews on other sites, also liked the idea of the "soapy massage". Two calls later I was in her walk up in Murray Hill. Nice looking woman and extremely nice with an eager to please attitude. Personally not my cup of tea looks and personality wise but I wouldn't disparage the services she provides.
I have been seeing Lana on and off for 6 years. She is a sweet, sexy girl that really likes to please you. She offers soapy massage but once you get to know her you can go the full service route. Always have a great time.
I been lurking around reading reviews on TER for a while and finally decided to take my first step into the hobby last week. I decided to go with a sensual massage instead of fs for my first experience. Based on the overwhelming positive reviews with Lana, I chose her. Glad I did. As a few others have experienced, a bit of delay. Had to wait about 10 minutes, then she called back with the address. Buzzed in and I'm off for an hour of fun. I recommend.
After the standard two-call system, she greeted me in a skimpy nightgown type thing, with lots of "hi, baby" and "you're so handsome" etc., before directing me to the bed.
Lana is well-known..and Id seen her a few times before but never wrote about her.. like to keep her to myself..but alas...that ship has sailed. shes great for a good easy time and will seriously get you going if you like sexy latinas...and dont mind her not being 18--shes the girl shes totally hot.. was feeling horny..and shes my go-to girl. def worth the admission VIps read on
Seen lana multiple times. A little hard to get a hold of but is great value. If in the mood for something different from a MILF type provider she fits the bill
Based on analysis of 18 reviews rated 1-2 stars for Lana
“Two call system to her apartment on midtown NYC east side”
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Lana is an incall provider based in Manhattan, New York City, described by reviewers as a mature, curvy Colombian woman with a full figure, tanned skin and a friendly, accommodating manner. Clients report a discreet, clean private apartment in Midtown East, a two-call screening and booking system, and same-day scheduling with quick text responses. Sessions are described as a straightforward incall experience rather than an elaborate body rub. Reviewers consistently praise her reliability, value and curves, though some note her photos are older and that service is not especially sensual.
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