Review by THEBOA2000, January, 2013
GREAT SERVICE once you get past the 2-call system.
Lana is an incall provider based in Manhattan, New York City, described by reviewers as a mature, curvy Colombian woman with a full figure, tanned skin and a friendly, accommodating manner. Clients report a discreet, clean private apartment in Midtown East, a two-call screening and booking system, and same-day scheduling with quick text responses. Sessions are described as a straightforward incall experience rather than an elaborate body rub. Reviewers consistently praise her reliability, value and curves, though some note her photos are older and that service is not especially sensual.
3 months ago
That evening, when I was dreaming of a mature blonde with huge tits, I came across Lana’s profile by chance. When I saw how many reviews she had, I understood that this experienced lady was righ... See more
9 months ago
I have seen Lana a few times now and always had a good time. I book same day and have not had an issue. She is a columbian milf with an amazing body and big round ass. Will probably see her again
10 months ago
I have listed her Sixla page as her Tryst page (where I first found her) is no longer active. I reached out to her and asked if she'd like to get dinner and perhaps more in Syracuse and she readily ag... See more
GREAT SERVICE once you get past the 2-call system.
Lana is amazing. I've seen her twice now and she is very energetic and loves what she does. 2 call system.... Will definitely repeat.
Checked Lana out on TER and decided to give here a shot given all the great reviews. She had me wait 45 mins in the cold as she was not ready. She has an obvious organization issue so if your time is counted this might be somewhat of an issue. Once in after a classic txt/phone filter she changes completely and becomes very friendly and talkative. Overall a pleasant time like the reviews said. VIP read on...
Read so much about her ... I wanted to see her soon. I knew I was deal with the right person because she wasn't on time and I had to walk around in the nearby shops (as it was so friggin cold). Anyways after a while she called me back and gave me the instructions to the building. It's a lobby floor apartment that is really kept nice and doesn't look like a cheap AMP. As always I wanted to try a 30 min session. Had fun but i don't think I was too happy with the whole delays etc and also my session was cut short because she had another person coming soon.... she promised me next time she'll make it up. VIPs read on.... For Non-VIPs...she's definitely fun to see....i'd recommend her but you make your own decision! :)
vips woudl repeat. pics are her but she is much older than the pics seem to appear. shes got a great attitude but wouldnt repeat because shes not as hot as i like them. vips read on.
Spent an hour with Lana. Easy to setup, reasonable price, sexy woman, and a great time. VIPs read on.
I had seen Lana a couple of times long back. So after while I went back to her. As some others reported, it can be quite a hassle getting an appointment with her. She's very cautious on the phone, and also seems to overlap appointments sometimes. Anyways, I was finally able to set a time, showed up. She said she remembered me after seeing my face, but who knows if she was just pretending or not :) But she did greet me with a tight hug and a very nice kiss on the lips, so it was a definitely a warm welcome!
Lana is great and is very voluptuous. She's got a great attitude and huge fake tits.
Called Lana and got her VM, she called back about 15 mins later. Set up a time for me to call back nearer her place.
As stated by many other reviews, a bit scattered and difficult to set up appointment - and likely double books. But very nice and a great attitude once you get in/the fun begins. Non-VIPs, I would repeat.
Saw NYC legend Lana in late December. Some miscommunication with the appointment but she made up for it during the session - for the most part .. one thing had me questioning if I would repeat .. VIP read on.
Lana's soapy shower service, she's been around, nice girl, heavy accent, good time overall, but not full service....
After a few visits it has gotten somewhat easier to see Lana. Nevertheless she is quite disorganized and I've waited my fair share in at least two visit. Once you are in, it is worth it. She really enjoys what she does and is warm and pleasant. All in all, the best value you can find for a service this good. Will repeat again, soon.
Had a general good time. I scheduled an appointment with her and she was actually on time contrary to what most of the reviews were saying. When we got into her apt, she offered wine and told me to unbutton my shirt and pants. Hey...that's where the fun begins...
she answers the phone herself. a little difficult to communicate but she has nice phone manners. after some back and forth we set up an appointment about 2 hours later. apparently she had some people in the meantime. she does a little bit of looking from the window check. anyway after a few calls i was at her place. fortunately no doorman in her building. i get in. we do small talk. she asked me to get naked---probably to make sure. after i do, she warms to me. we head to the shower.. for nonvips, this was a good, non-pretentious time. would repeat. she is a sweetheart.
Set up massage with lana, simple 2 call system. This is not a typical KMP setup, a nice little apartment in midtown.Massage is avarage, shower is great. Attitude is amazing. Might repeat
I wanted to tried Lana since I read her reviews and they were very positive. Got in touch through text and then two calls to get in. She is very sweet and tries her best to please. For the rate is a no brainer.
Lana has a significant number of reviews and thought I would try her out. She is a little scattered, though mostly in a cute way. Scheduled for a massage plus; price she quoted was reasonable and service delivered was very well received. I expect to go back. VIPs read on for more details.
I had a great time with lana. Setup was mostly done through text messages. She is cautious the first time and asks some screening questions on the phone. I did have some initial trouble understanding her on the phone due to her accent and while walking through the loud streets. But once I got into her place she was great. Also she is a great value especially for the service she provides.
Although the ad mentions nuru, I was only offered an oil massage. Not te greatest massage but she definitely paid attention to all the important parts. Looks ok, body type thick. She's a little difficult to understand but very welcoming and polite.
Based on analysis of 18 reviews rated 1-2 stars for Lana
“Two call system to her apartment on midtown NYC east side”
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Lana is an incall provider based in Manhattan, New York City, described by reviewers as a mature, curvy Colombian woman with a full figure, tanned skin and a friendly, accommodating manner. Clients report a discreet, clean private apartment in Midtown East, a two-call screening and booking system, and same-day scheduling with quick text responses. Sessions are described as a straightforward incall experience rather than an elaborate body rub. Reviewers consistently praise her reliability, value and curves, though some note her photos are older and that service is not especially sensual.
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Reviewers consistently report positive experiences with Lana. Customers often highlight review, lana, time, call. A minority mention drawbacks around review, lana, called, call. Overall sentiment is strongly positive with an average rating of 3.8 stars across 394 reviews.