Alana / Anya / Sassy Lady Reviews

Might be one of the worst women I have ever visited. She is not "43" like she claims on the phone. If I had to bet, minimum, pushing 60, and maximum, 67. You can never quite tell with average older Caucasian women. Avoid her. I left early due to the just sheer robotic nature she has. Not worth it. Lots of better true milfs to see in LA.

After seeing her for years on thatmall, I finally connected with this lovely lady and it was well worth it. Great time if you like older MILFs. Proceed with confidence.

She will claim that she is MOST reviewed

Was on the road for work and looking for something to do, thought I would give a mature woman a try....

I arrived at her house and she was so damn sweet, funny, sexy and sensual. So much sexier than her pictures. I decided to go with her because other reviews stared that she great with hey mouth. I recommend her to anyone. She was my first encounter from this site and honestly I feel like she is perfect for that. She's the perfect mix of sexy and mysterious. I'm definitely going to see her again

She was a pleasant lady that made me feel very comfortable. We met at a discreet location that was a little tough to get to but overall I felt very comfortable. The visit was later in the evening but I definitely enjoyed my visit.

Gave her a call. She sounded like a nice grandma. Went to her incall, a pretty small place filled with antique-like furniture. There was a pretty big bait and switch. She is probably +10 years older than her pictures and +20 pounds. As a service provider, she was okay. Nice and willing. At the end, she asked for a tip.

I've seen her ad a few times around. I decided to meet up with her finally one friday. It was an easy setup she's in a quiet part of Santa Monica. Very nice, called her up and met her about 90 minutes after we first talked. very sweet lady. Sexy too. She's older but super chill. I enjoyed myself and I want to see her again for sure.

In a weak moment, I decided to indulge in a little hobbying after being on hiatus for quite some time. So I called Alana from ad. She seemed real friendly on the phone, and I had visions of a MILF experience. When I arrived at her incall in Santa Monica, both Alana and her place screamed a visit to grandma's house (and not in a kinky way). Unless you're over 70 years old and looking for someone your own age, this is not something I can recommend. I have no idea where the her other TER reviewers are coming from.

Called her up and she has a nice soft voice and says she lives in a nice million dollar home and all this other stuff , but when you get there it is a run down place and smells completely terrible... I honestly should have left but i stayed for some odd reason.. Any way I will not see her ever again I don't think anyone should see her.. Looks nothing like her pics

Scheduled an appointment with Alana because it was going to be my first time and she seemed well reviewed so I decided to give her a shot. I called her and she picked up and was a very kind, soft voiced woman which immediately put me at ease and she politely asked if I could give her 30 minutes to get ready and for me to drive over as Santa Monica is not to far from where I stay. Let me just say that her pictures are a few years outdated and her house is not as "luxurious" as it seems and that gentlemen is an understatement. Vips read on...

Called Alana mid-afternoon to set up a session. I had been craving a MILF/Cougar for quite sometime. Set-up was very easy as her manner on the phone was very natural, which put me at ease. Arrived in nice Santa Monica neighborhood and waited in my car about 30 minutes for her to get ready (more of the traffic's fault, she uses a different location than her actual home). Walked right in and was greeted with... Non-Vips I would repeat...

Came into town and called. She answered and we negotiated a mutual agreement that worked for both of us. To protect her I will not go into detail, but let me say she was very very accommodating and I will repeat if I get back to LA VIP read on

Alana is always promoting on backpage. On a friday night i decided to get a hot milfish type. For a lmg while she posted sme rather plain pics but recently she posted sone ones. The truth is that they are very old. The reviews indicate a rather crappy incall location but it was fine. She had the tv on too load but whatever. Its abit a of a messy place but we are not here for home improvement are we? Anyway, she a bit over the hill but she has the skills to go with it. Not sure if she is capable of other services due to age.

Been travelling all around for work and have way too much time on my hands. Called Alana and met her...

Have seen a few older pros in LA and ran across Alana on Backpage and checked her out on The Erotic Review. Seemed OK so called her up and arranged to see in 1.5 hrs. Made me park block or two away and then walked to a private residence in Santa Monica (poorly lite street). Once in side, she was real chatty. Made way to bedroom and did light LE check and then started to undress each other. Non VIPs - if you like older pros, then go for it, she makes no bones about it, but beware the upsell. VIPs - read on . . .

I have a deep fetish for older MILF/GILF next door types and for me, Alana was a fantasy come to life. A petite older woman with a friendly but conservative demeanor countered by a seductive appearance composed of a sensual figure, ripe with curves sculpted by her swelling breasts and heaving derriere. All silhouetted under a mid-length dress that she continues to wear from head to toe with glamour from a time before mine. Each quality, arousing my imagination as I fantasize about her nude appetizing body and confidential sexual prowess...I realized all of this and more from the moment she walked me into her home and welcomed me in a dress similar to those worn by other cougars that I dreamed of removing off from their bodies and indulge in their nudity. Once inside, she took me in her arms to give me a warm hug and a hungry kiss that seemed eager to get past formalities and move on to carnal delights....In short, she is a lovely, friendly provider with thrice the passion and skill of girls twice as young as she; with far more personality and respect for her clients. Well worth every visit.

I should have left when I saw the house into which I was headed and then again when the front door opened and all I could smell was incense and dog....

I thoroughly enjoyed my time with Alana. If you're into twenty-somethings, Alana is probably not for you. As she's careful to point out in her ads and when you talk to her on the phone, she's a mature forty-something woman who knows what she's doing. I found her to be a sexy, curvaceous, intelligent, classy, mature lady who not only knows what she's doing, but enjoys doing it. If that's what you're looking for, give her a call. VIPs - read on for

I called her up, she was close by and said she would be ready to leave her place in 20 minutes. She was on time. She was very friendly. Did a light LE check. She was talkative and very touchy which i liked. Then we got to business and undressed in the bedroom. Non VIPs she is well worth it and amazing at what she does. Best BJ i've ever had.