I had noticed Clemence's ad on several boards for years. Something about that supposed French background made me want to give her a spin. We set a time to visit, so I showed up and placed the call to get location, and she tells me that someone else is coming, and that she double booked. She says I can come back later. I told her I would give it another try some other time. So I tried again, and when I arrived, and called, she said she wasn't ready. When I told her to forget about it, she said to come on in and she would finish her other project later. It was an omen of things to come. VIP's read on