I don’t like young whores. Not slammin’ ‘em personally, but over the last three years, talking to other hobbyists, reading reviews, and my own direct experience has led me to believe that even at a lower donation rates they’re not a dependable fuck. Besides, unlike older professionals, they’ve usually got nothing to teach. So I can’t say exactly why I was drawn to Alyssa West. She’s just 19 years old as I write this. Working her way up in porn. Building her first website. Finding her way in whoredom. Talking to her generates a Jessica Simpson malapropism a minute. And like all teenagers, she’s a bundle of contradictions and opinions. Why would anyone want to buy into that grief?Because she’s cute. And real. And, so far, unaffected even by the bullshit in porn. She’s a Texan, a Southern Lady who actually ordered “swate tay” when I met her for dinner in The Valley. Too young to drink legally, she charmed our waiter into leaving the cosmo I’d ordered for her. She is, truly, an old soul in a (killer) young body. And it’s a body that’s destined for change: porn demands she loose the tummy and tighten up the boobs from her first (regrettably, unplanned) pregnancy. Plus, she’s possibly going blond-- Nichole Ritchey is her ideal and Jenna J her role model.