This girl is a buzzkill personified... What was I thinking? I had so many chances to walk away, but I just kept going despite my intuitions... Anyway, here is the whole sorry story. My ATFs were out of town, and I saw Teagan's pix on BP and saw some positive reviews on another site, although they did mention that she does offer a limited menu (but I had no idea how limited she would be...). I called and she was a little curt on the phone, but that't not entirely unusual the first time. We set something up for a half hour later. She asked me to call when I was on the way, I told her that I was only 5 minutes away, so I would call 5 minutes before our scheduled time, which I did. She gave me an intersection near her hotel, I went there and called again. And then she said she needed another 10-15 minutes, because she wasn't ready. WTF? She even sounded upset that I was there early or something and rushing her, although I was right on time (in fact, a few minutes late even). As it turned out, that did not fit my schedule, which was tight at the time, which I told her. I was pretty annoyed at that point -- I mean, if she needed more time, she should have told me when I was setting out, not wait until I got to the corner so I could cool my heels for a quarter hour...
I was going to blow it off at this point, because she had wasted my time, but a little later as I was on my way home and I thought I should call again, and she picked up, we set something up for the near future. I met her at this cheap motel and when I got in I almost (should have) turned around and got out. The bathroom was disgusting, with bags of garbage piled up and a huge collection of dirty wet towels strewn around the flower, dirty footprints in the shower. I had asked her for a towel when I called because it was hot, and she went and got me a towel right as I got in. That is the one thing I can credit her for. The rest.... well the VIPs can see for themselves. For the rest, I'll just saw that I would not touch this girl with a 10-foot pole. (Although she might prefer it that way -- anything to increase the distance between her and her clients...)