Twisted Linda Reviews

This girl is a sweetheart with a great smile that made me feel comfortable within seconds. Communicated and setup via email.

Saw her ad and the large sweater puppies that looked real so I decided to try her out. Everyone has to make a living somehow and I was okay with spending an hour with Linda. That said, won’t repeat, as she’s not quite as she advertises, age discrepancy. Sweater puppies are nice though. VIPs read on

First contact done via text Almost didn't see her she pushed appointment back an hour. Then when I arrived she said her ride bailed and was waiting on Uber. She finally showed and she is definitely the one in her pictures just somewhat bigger. Her tits are still incredible though

Took a few attempts to schedule but eventually did. Got the location and headed over. Waited a few minutes for her to get ready when I arrived. Headed up to the room, she was freshly out the shower when I arrived, covered by only a towel. Appears a good decade older than what's advertised, and she insisted on keeping the lights low, perhaps so I wouldn't notice. Very dissapointing, would not repeat...VIP's read on.

Linda bills herself as the inventor of the "Q-D-E" which translates to Quick & Dirty Experience which is what I was looking for late one night...

Twisted Linda is definitely my kind of provider! I did my homework on her before I went in! She has a basically unlimited menu and is fun fun fun! Read on VIPs, for the dirty details! For non-VIPs: All the hype about her is absolutely correct!

I was in Portland for work and needed some fun. came across her ad and couldn't get over those tits. contacted her via email to set everything up. She had an incall near PDX. She was very easy to communicate with via email. showed up at her place and she let me in. I had a good time but will prob not repeat.

Was in the Portland area on business. Hotels downtown were booked up for the two nights so I stayed out near the airport. Tried a couple of providers but our times didn't connect. I had contacted Twisted Linda before arriving and it seemed that it might work. Came back after a dinner meeting and phoned Linda using the number she had sent me. She was available in about 2 hours for an outcall to my hotel. She called when she got to the parking lot and was a few minutes early. That was okay as I was ready. I opened the door at the knock and in she came. My first impression was that she was a little rougher around the edges than I expected, but that was a good thing when it became BCD. Non-VIPs definitely a repeat.

I had emailed Linda previously and found out that I wanted to visit her, and then I phoned her at noontime and arranged for a meeting right away at a nearby hotel. When I knocked on the door, she greeted me with a smile and wearing nothing else, having just finished showering. Some great kissing then I got rid of clothes and we began our fun on the bed .....

Linda is easy to reach by phone. Scheduling time, even at the last minute, can work with her. Her incall is easy to find on the east side of the metro area. This was my second visit. She greeted me at the door dripping wet with a towel wrapped around her--barely containing her ginormous jugs. She welcomed me in. Linda is friendly and knows what she is doing. We went straight to the bedroom and got tjs business.

Ok my yearly trip to Oregon to visit my son. Been watching her for years but could never get hold of her. Finally on my way back home she answers and I rush over there. She asks me to pickup a few things so I did. I get to her place which is very nice and cozy and a safe area. She opens the door and she is pretty much like her pics. We sit and talk a long time and she is very friendly and we get along great. We start messing around and things just went to another level. I can't wait to get back to see her. I would be there everyday if she lived here.

Always interested in trying Linda and glad I did. I was in town on business and found it easy to set up an incall about 2 hours after my first call. When i arrived i knew i was in for a wild ride... VIP's read on

Called her after locating her ad and checking out her website. Easy to contact. 2 call system. Gave me the address of her apartment in South Portland. She answered the door and was older and plumper than her pics...but I was there.....so I went in....

Atmosphere:very nice residential incall - room is well appointed and very relaxing Personality:pleasant and easy to talk to Comments: Linda offers a quite good FBSM in a very nice setting. She is easy going and pleasant to be around. Her home was a nice warm place to relax on a typical rainy OR day. Does a nice [session] with a good mix of therapeutic and sensual. She was running a special which prompted me to call. Easy to set up a same day appt, though she has a FT job and is not 24/7 available. See her website. If you are looking for a relaxing FBSM give her a try.

One glance at Linda's website, and you will see she is very much a PSE provider. There is no romance, no foreplay, just instant, intense action from the time you walk in the door