Review by PSYCLOPS_222, March, 2012
If you are looking for a barely average nuru massage from a barely attractive older AMP, this is teh place for u. I suggest you stay away.
Nuru is an escort and massage provider in New York City - Manhattan, New York, offering incall sessions. In a client's words: "Photos not representative-- face totally different, not as cute, body is OK."
Over a year ago
If you are looking for a barely average nuru massage from a barely attractive older AMP, this is teh place for u. I suggest you stay away.
Over a year ago
Saw the ad for the Nuru service. It sounded like something really cool. I could not find any reviews so I decided to take one for the team. Had to call 3x in the rain. The photos are not even close to... See more
If you are looking for a barely average nuru massage from a barely attractive older AMP, this is teh place for u. I suggest you stay away.
Easy to set up. Nice 1 bedroom apartment. Photos not representative-- face totally different, not as cute, body is OK. I started with quick shower to rinse off, then went to the room where she started with a nude massage.
Saw the ad for the Nuru service. It sounded like something really cool. I could not find any reviews so I decided to take one for the team. Had to call 3x in the rain. The photos are not even close to the photos in the ad. The woman is definitely in her 40's or possibly older & she advertises as a twenty something. Non Vips save your $.
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Nuru is an escort and massage provider in New York City - Manhattan, New York, offering incall sessions. In a client's words: "Photos not representative-- face totally different, not as cute, body is OK."
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Reviews for Nuru reveal a largely negative sentiment among customers. Many people describe their experiences as "barely average," with one reviewer noting the service was provided by an "older" massage therapist who did not meet expectations. While some appreciate the ease of setting up appointments and the cleanliness of the one-bedroom apartment, these positives are overshadowed by complaints about misleading photos that do not accurately represent the staff. Additionally, the need to make multiple calls to arrange services adds to the frustration. Overall, the lack of appealing qualities and the disappointing service lead to a predominantly unfavorable impression of Nuru.