I don't get to Vegas too often anymore, but when I do, I want to make the most of it. I couldn't let a good room at the Bellagio go to waste, now could I? After scanning a few ads I found something that had to be filed under 'too good to be true". A new provider was going by the name "Jessica Gomes". Really? The hottest new supermodel to recently hit Manhattan? In Vegas? I called to find out more. The lady who answered was sweet, but not an Aussie, that's for sure. I politely asked about her Nom d'Amour. She explained that she looked very much like her name-sake. Well, knowing that beauty was in the eye of the beholder, I had to see her for myself. I gave a few references and she replied by text later that day that we were on. I gave her the place and time. I cleaned up my sweet suite and got the bubbly chilled, the old body scrubbed, the engine room perfumed, and waited on the bed in a robe re-reading the same page of Michio Kaku's latest physics thriller. Ok, here is what you want to know, right? She actually DOES look.....