Well, heck. Ya gotta try Craig's List sometime, don't ya? This chick looked hot and offered a massage with a happy ending. I love happy endings, don't you?
I called and set up a 10:00 a.m. appointment. At 9:50 a.m., I called and told her I was nearby. She said to go get gas or something to use up the extra ten minutes.
I called back at ten, she vectored me into her apartment complex and had me park in an empty space. She then said she'd be down to get me.
At 10:15 she called and said she still wasn't ready...she was cleaning the house. I told her I wasn't from Good Housekeeping and really didn't mind a little clutter. She said she'd be down soon.
At 10:30 I called her back, (Geez!), she said, she'd be right down.
Finally she comes down to get me at 10:40. (Hint #1: Anytime they're that late, something's wrong and you should leave.)
She was about 20 lbs heavier than her ideal weight...but her face is very pretty and she has nice boobs. I figured what-the-heck. VIP's read on: