Sam uses lots of exclamation points in her ads!!! Usually in groups of three!!! Even though looking at her ad's pictures I figured she'd be a chubby older type, I was hopeful that her rate would be reasonable, her attitude friendly, and my time with her unrushed. So I drove on over, pulled into her building's parking lot, and waited 20 minutes until the guy ahead of me left and she was ready to see me. In the meantime I noticed a guy in the parking lot with a laserlike focus on the door of her building, who I later found out is her "manager." After I got the call that she was ready for our appointment, I buzzed her apartment number, the door clicked open, and upstairs I went. [VIPs, there's more below]