I saw the glorious Christina Valetta and was hot to write a stirring review about my experience but my initial efforts seemed dull and turgid so I put aside the project, hoping to find inspiration at a later time. Let’s see if the delay helped.
This site’s format demands a narrative so I let’s go back a few years when I first noticed Christina’s compelling ads. Early attempts to schedule with her failed for benign reasons but this time I inquired early and received a prompt response. Her screening methods are precise and stringent but I used P411 which seemed satisfactory and painless. Be aware that she requires a picture ID check at the outset of your visit, so be prepared.
On the appointed day I received an email with her hotel address which was in a nice area with easy parking. Once there a second email revealed the room number with a reminder of her stealth entrance protocol: (1) place your hand on the door handle as if you were using a room key, (2) she will open the door for you, (3) proceed quietly into the room, (4) she will close the door behind you, and (5) she will then greet you, hopefully as nicely as she greeted me with a welcoming hug and prim but promising peck of a kiss.
I was immediately faced with two enormously pleasing realities. The more obvious was Christina’s luminous and arresting beauty. Although this was a weekend evening she was dressed in the livery of a high powered professional or executive: tailored blouse, black bouclé (I’m guessing here) pencil skirt, dark hose and classic black patent Louboutin pumps. Her makeup was full, her hair was perfect and she just gleamed with good health, energy and class. From her tasteful photos I expected to be in the presence of a great beauty, but the reality exceeded my already high expectations.
The second pleasure was her welcoming and vibrant personality. Her self-confident mien is nicely balanced by an almost girlish delight that she had company. If anyone was apprehensive about meeting such a beauty, her warm manner instantly whisked away those worries and promised amiable companionship.
We chatted famously as we sipped the Champagne but I found a good segue to take my leave to shower to make me a hygienic suitor. Now is the time where we turn to the good parts of my tale, but non-VIP’s should know this: Christina is magic – go see her if you can.