Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fun-filled trip
That started from an I.P. port
With just a single click
First contact was via email, man
The references were sure
And finally arrived the day
For a one hour tour, a one hour tour
The temperature was heating up
The lingerie was tossed
With her charm, poise, beauty and her skills I knew
the Minnow would get lost, the Minnow would get lost
She answers the age-old question, thus, there is just no denial
With confidence
Is it better to
make rendezvous in your life
with the Movie Star
or the sexy-hot Mary Ann ?
Shown by this old guy's smile
........................................................
So this is the tale of my fantasies
Endure if you're so inclined
You'll have to make the best of things
It's so poorly rhymed
The first date and the second, too
She did her very best
to make it oh so comfortable
in the hotel lover's nest
No phone, no text, soft candlelight
In four star luxury
without interruptions
As intimate as can be
Would join her there again my friends
If even for a while
Pretending like two castaways
There with Log-a-an Smiles.