Although I understand (now) that Tiffany frequents Long Island 4-6 times per year, somehow she slipped past my radar until this visit. I reached out to her via email, she is a prompt, intelligent and reliable responder. We made the arrangements, all via email and, on the appointed day and time, followed the usual two-call system. I arrived at the upscale hotel in Suffolk County and, she told me to come right up. Tiffany speaks excellent English with the cutest latina accent. Upon arrival at the door, a light knock resulted in an immediate opening of the door. I was ushered in where my eyes widened to see