Well, she's gorgeous. Just like her pictures, if not prettier. She picked up the phone and I was able to see her right away. Easy to find.
When I got there, I told her I wanted her 90 minute special, with body-to-body, which is what she promotes in her ad. I paid her, plus a little extra, just to be nice. She asked if I wanted music, and I said sure. But then she didn't turn it on. Not a big deal, but it would have helped cover the sound of the washer and dryer, which thumped loudly throughout the session.
I lay down and she started rubbing me. First problem - her ad says she's a former massage therapist. It's one of the reasons I picked her, because while I want a sensual massage, I also have a tense back. But she mostly slides her hands around the same places over and over with very little pressure. Okay, but it's a sensual massage, right? Kind of. But she wasn't overly friendly. No hug, no smiles, and no little teasing touches to get you going. You know what I mean.
The worst part was that I was out the door in 45 minutes. That's right, I paid for 90 and got exactly half. I thought about saying something, but I've tried that before, and it's really uncomfortable having someone begrudgingly finish your massage.