Called the booker and went through some brief screening. I have few references so it took awhile to pass this. If you do not have references, you will probably have to start with a provider who will see you anyway.
I drove up to MDR and couldn't find parking in the building, but there is a shopping center across the street, so park in the middle, walk into the grocery store, wait 5 minutes and walk out the other door and cross the street.
Buzzed up to the room - yes it is a maze, but if you pay attention to the signs, you shouldn't get lost. Tapped on the door and it opened, and there - after months of staring at her pictures on CV was Lohan.
Look again at the first pic in her ad. Look at her waistline. That isn't photoshop. She's way thin, but way curvy. I think the third pic in her ad is misleading. She appears somewhat thicker and non-curved in that pic. Totally not the case.
Non VIPs - F'n AWESOME!