First, her photos really, really, really don't do her justice. Yes, she's tall. Yes, her auburn hair cascades down to the middle of her back. But, she also has one of the most beautiful faces (blurred in her photos) with the deepest, most penetrating blue eyes I've ever seen. A friend of mine once had a Siberian husky with blue eyes that could hypnotize you if you gazed into them. DeLaine's eyes are even more mesmerizing. I contacted her via her website and filled out the form she has there. Guys, a tip: Fill out the form. Let me say it again: Fill out the damned form! It makes it so much easier for her to quickly check your references and get back to you. We exchanged a few emails and she sent me directions to her place down San Pedro way. I drove to a nearby mall and called her from there and she gave me final directions to her apartment. The lady has taste and style. Her apartment is attractively decorated and I felt comfortable the moment I walked in her door. She offered me something to drink. I accepted water and we sat on the couch and chatted. She moves with the graceful ease of an athlete, very confident in her body and what it can do. She has a wide range of interests and we must have spent over an hour getting to know one another. She's a fascinating conversationalist and yep - I know what you're thinking - you paid for 2 hours and you spent an hour yapping? Uh-uh, since Ms. DeLaine is the definition of "not a clock-watcher" and even though I was under the spell of this alluring creature, time seemed to stand still. Eventually, she led me to the bathroom where she had laid out towels and toiletries (nice touch that. The lady is a classy woman). "I'll be in the bedroom waiting for you. Take your time," she said. I hopped in the shower, dried off, took advantage of some of what she had left out and stepped into the bedroom to find DeLaine in all her 6-foot, 1-inch loveliness laying on the bed dressed in sheer black lingerie. It's a sight to take your breath away. She patted the bed next to her and I slid in.