Found Aria's profile doing a search for MILFs in the OC. Normally if I see the word "flat" anywhere in the profile, I would move right along but this time, my crotchey senses (my "strange" ESP) were tingling and so I shot her a text to meet later that night. She replied promptly and attached some hot pictures to boot. How nice, a Pinay (that's Philippina to the uninformed). Memories of exceptional past experiences with these lovely island girls began bombarding my mind, so I texted her right back to set up a one hour meeting at her hotel in North OC. When the time came, she let me in to her budget hotel room while she hid behind the door. The reason she did that was because she was only wearing a pair of panties. Her TER profile was totally correct as she was flat as a board but the amazing thing was that her nipples looked like large chocolate marshmallow puffs. Yes, they looked delicious. It is unfortunate that TER profiles do not contain info about nipples. Nipple color, size, and erectness are important factors in the physical attraction equation. Anyways, she quickly did an LE check. Since she was already topless, it was not necessary for me to do one on her. We hugged a little and that led to better things.