Review by BEN_SORGE, October, 2013
The pictures in the ad looked too good to be true and, of course, they were – but I was too stupid to compare her to the ad and send her away when she showed up. (Of course, the ad says “you never have to worry about fake photos with me!”) In the whole time she was here, she did nothing to interest or excite me, just worked on achieving the necessary end result. VIPs, you can read the whole, sad story; non-VIPs, you don’t need to. Repeat? Shoot me first!