My opportunities to hobby have decreased dramatically the last few years, so when I have a small window to have fun, I want to make the most of it. It's true that we always look upon the past with rose tinted glasses, but I remember years past there being so many viable options it was hard to chose. Not so these last few years, it seems to me. Pickings have been slim indeed, and when you add the possibility of the old bait and switch, one can set oneself up for disappointment. I've been perusing the options this entire weekend and the early start of the week, and all the options I had lined up left town or have removed their ads. It seemed like my small window would close with nary the opportunity to have some fun.
Then I saw Ashley's ad.
My first thought when I saw Ashley's ad was of Tom Hardy. Wait, that came out wrong; I love the ladies. I thought of Tom Hardy as Max Rockatansky in the great "Mad Max: Fury Road". When coming upon a damsel in distress, he simply says "Mmmm mmmm. THAT'S bait".
Ashley's ad seemed to good to be true, but hey what the hell, I thought. I'll take one for the team.
I called her up and it went to voicemail. Left a message, and I didn't expect a return call (such was my luck with my previous options). Took care of some chores, and checked my phone about 20 minutes later. Lo and behold, missed calls from Ashley. I made arrangements to meet her within the hour freshened up, and went on my way. Ashley was staying at a high end hotel in Tyson's. I came in gym clothes, thinking to blend in like a guest returning from the gym, but I was WOEFULLY under dressed. Add to the fact that I had to wait by the elevators for a few minutes (Ashley was at the bar, and wanted me to meet her there, but since I was under dressed, I didn't want to go to the bar). While waiting, there was a semi-attractive girl waiting for the elevator as well, and I briefly wondered if she was Ashley with a bait and switch ad. Good thing I didn't say anything, because less than a minute later, Ashley came from the bar (which I had passed when I entered the hotel) casually dressed in jeans and a blouse and holding a glass of rose' (<-- unfortunately I can't get the accent on the right letter).
Wow. The pics on her ad ARE her, and she is absolutely STUNNING. Easily one of the top five most beautiful providers I've had the pleasure of meeting. The short of it is that the pics in her ad are real, and she's a sweetheart with a great head on her shoulders. If she was local, I'd try to find a way to be one of her regular clients, as well as find a way to spend a longer encounter with her. Unfortunately, she's visiting, and it looks like the only way I'd have the pleasure of seeing her again (and I WOULD repeat, if I could) would be if her tours here coincide with my VERY small windows of opportunities. I apologize for my verbosity, VIPs read on...
