Well, fuck… I wasn’t sure I wanted to share this one but it undeniably needed shared. This one’s for the record books.
My best friend (let’s call her J) planned an entire surprise for my 40th birthday.. And let me tell you… *“surprise”* doesn’t quite do what this was justice.
J apparently decided that a perfectly normal birthday wasn’t nearly as interesting or fun enough. So she took it upon herself to hunt and research across a few different sites until she found this attractive provider with some pretty decent reviews. I’m still not entirely sure what possessed her to plan something like this to begin with but honestly? It was one of her finest moments.
Upon meeting this dark, rebellious spirit, she stroked a flame in me that had been burning to be awakened.
And the confidence? **Fucking brilliant.** The way she immediately played along with J like they were old friends was effortless. No awkwardness or hesitation whatsoever, just pure confidence with enough charm to make me wonder whether I had somehow walked into someone else’s birthday get together. Admittedly though, the fact that a female friend had secretly arranged all of this with another female made the whole thing even more unexpected.
The plan (from what I was told after) was to supposedly get me out, get a couple drinks into me and somewhere along the way J was going to pick up another friend to bring drinking too.
When we arrived these two chatted like they were at a high school reunion or some shit. Not even the slightest hint that they didn’t even know each other. As a bottle of rum gets passed around and everyone’s laughing, I’m completely oblivious.
Out of the blue, J hands me a little gift. I open it shocked and most definitely confused.
Condoms??! WTF J?
Knowing J, she’s always been on the strange and spontaneously unusual side. I could only imagine. Puzzled I’m waiting for what I assume is going to be some obscenely ridiculous explanation or prank we are going to pull.
Then they BOTH start laughing.
Now I’m completely lost and apparently missing the joke entirely it seems.
And J finally hits me with:
“She’s your surprise, Happy Birthday!!!”
Yep there it is…. Obscenely outlandish!!!
And that’s when Che gives me the cutest little curtsy and waves trying to be innocent.
Well… Fuuuckk.
Best birthday surprise ever and definitely one hell of a way to welcome 40.
As for Che? Five stars, without hesitation. I hate to share but this “surprise“ is worth sharing. She’s confident, charismatic, discreet, attentive, and carrying exactly the kind of wicked energy that makes an unexpected experience unforgettable. She didn’t just make herself part of the surprise she absolutely made the surprise.
Would I recommend her? Fuck yes even though I’ll like to keep her to myself LOL