Svetlana Reviews

I like accents. I like young, skinny girls, even better if they still have nice, perky breasts. I like massages. I've always wanted to try NURU. This looked like it was middle of the Venn Diagram of what I was looking for. I called and booked. Services received, but I won't repeat.

I was looking for new talent staying away from amp's and called. I found out it was an agency two call system and a few question/screening. Would repeat longer session.

Called the number, supposed to be a simple two-call system but the front door to the apartment complex does not work so they couldn't buzz me in. I waited around for somebody to come down and get me for around 20 minutes. She calls back eventually and I guess I was at the wrong door. Eventually help a construction worker by holding the door and go in on my own. Somewhat of a bait 'n switch, I had asked for Victoria (blonde hair) but got Svetlana (black hair). Oh well. Beware of extras and upcharges. Non-VIPers I won't be repeating, VIPers read on.

I knew going in to this that the odds were against me. I knew going into this that the girl opening the door would not match the girl in the ad. I knew going into this that at best, I would get mixed results. I should have known better. This was supposed to be FBSM but to be honest, I experienced no sensuality from this provider. Save your money and stick with providers in this field who have proven track records...unless of course, your favorite spot is closed on weekends, and you feel horny, and willing to TOFTT. Be that as it may, you don't want to spend your hard earned cash on a clueless lady who is nothing but business and gives you an uninspired rub. As for the tug--I decided to leave before the tailspin...