Review by EST1, January, 2016
I had been eyeing "Sasha Capri's" ads probably about two weeks ago -since I first noticed them. I decided to google her number and a review came up…from TER!! Fuck all the other websites and their bogus or nonexistent reviews and their fucking pop-ups! I logged into TER and read the General Details…it was convincing enough to make me contact her. I texted and enquired about her ad and mentioned her ONE review on TER. She sounded friendly over the phone and we started a little chat (which is pretty much always the case with me). She invited me over and and promised me a "great time" with the guarantee that I "would return." I asked for the address and once I received it, I put my car on "sports mode" and headed her way. Once I got there, things weren't as smooth as I had initially thought they would be. The run-around began. I'm impatient. I have this certain "rule" that I tell a new provider who I visit for the first time: "I want to let you know that when I get there, if I have to wait for more than ten minutes, I will leave." And I always adhere to it. But in Sasha's case, we were having such a great chat that I had forgotten to mention it to her. I will mention that experience because it isn't part of the "juicy details." Ok, I got there and texted her. She texted me right back saying that she was putting on her shoes. Four minutes later, I texted her again. She texted back with "just a sec." Four MORE fucking minutes later, I texted again saying that I would leave if she wouldn't come down. She texted back, "looking for my card for the room." And then with, "I'm at the front desk getting a new card." A couple of minutes later, "walking to you…" and several other texts. I started to think that she had scheduled a bit too close but had no proof. Also, if that was the case, she wouldn't had been on the phone texting me so much because she even called me. Besides, I'm too fucking impatient so I'm probably sure most guys wouldn't have had a problem with it. Anyway, I had already made the drive and was really determined to get "it". Once she FINALLY let me in, I explained to her that waiting and patience isn't something I'm good at. She was sincerely apologetic (but I don't care about apologies). Anyway, I didn't want to start on a sour note (because I had been eyeing her for a while). I decided to let go of my frustration and start some small talk. After my complete visit, you, the reader, are probably wondering if I would return? The answer is YES!!!
