Review by SERIOUSBLUESKIES, October, 2015
I really TOFTT with this "provider." I saw her ad. Looked cute. Thought she might be fun. Note that her ad was in the "Escort" section. I texted. She immediately replied. Good sign. I thought. We set up a time and she gave me the address for her apartment complex in North Salt Lake. I was there right on time. Apparently though, I was a few minutes behind the other guy. (She eventually let on that she likes to double book, in case one doesn't show. However, it took me an hour to figure that out for myself though. Thinking with the wrong head.) She would text occasionally to ask me to wait another 10 or 15 minutes. She was "almost ready." This went on for an hour until she texted me to come up to her apartment and why was it taking me so long. WTF?! I went and knocked softly. She let me in. She's not the girl in the pictures at all. But she's cute enough. Well, she would be if she smiled once in a while. Anyway, she leads me back to the bedroom, asking if I found the place okay. Uh yeah--an hour ago! She asks for the donation and tells me to get comfortable and lay on the bed. She leaves for a minute. Now remember, she advertised in the Escorts section and here I was in her bedroom in my "comfortable" attire. She comes back in and tells me that it's just a body rub. That's okay, right? WTF?! What choice did I have? (We men can be manipulated so easily sometimes.) Okay, I say. I've already got multiple hours and cash invested in this. Might as well make the most of it. Well, that WAS the most of it. Just a really lame tickle. No extras offered. And when I asked, the exorbitant upsell began. Truly, the prices were astronomical! But the best part was when her boyfriend asked me to leave. Non-VIPs, stay away from this scam artist. VIPs, feel free to read on for absolutely no exciting details.