Review by ROKETMAN, May, 2012
After the first two girls hung up on me when I asked if they were really the girl in the Back Page glamour photos, I got a little less picky and called the girl with the fuzzy cell phone pic and no head. Nothing to hide, right? Did not ask if Independent. Drove to seedy hotel, was eyeballed by sullen looking pimp in his pimpmobile with dubs, and walked up to room. Greeted by unsmiling provider in a shabby gray sun dress with a scissor cut 12 straight down from the neck. Everything reeked of cigarettes. Went inside room with overflowing ashtray and clothes heaped around. Tried to make polite conversation Where you from originally? response, You sure ask a lot of questions mister, you sure you ain't a cop? I probably should have just left, but I really, really needed to drop a load, so I assured her I wasn't a cop and showed her my local business card (a no, no) at which point I received my first smile.