So there I was enjoying the spectacle of the work day, when my buddy, ASSMAN texts me that he is in love. I joke with him, “again”. But he calls me and tells me to get over to Nan Chao’s as soon as humanly possible. Well, I have a Dr.’s appointment tomorrow so I was scheduled to be out of the office for that, so he tells me to schedule in some time with Eve. Now, you guys have to know something about me…I’m not much of an AMP guy, but my resident expert ASSMAN, is, so when he calls me and tells me about an Asian chick with an ass to die for that I have to go see, well…its really not much of a risk for me. Since I am a conesour of ass myself, I’m not prejudice to race or color.