Alana Reviews

I've been salivating over Alana since I saw her pics first come up, but it seems like we were stuck in the no man's land between San Antone and D-town. When I got word the night before, I thought it was a mix-up, a cruel joke or maybe even a too terribly real lucid dream, but waking up to an "ALANA TODAY" text made everything right in the world. I was able to book an afternoon appointment at a decent hotel up north. Made my way there, got there a little early and had to hurry up and wait. Finally got the go-ahead, and headed up to be greeted by basically a work of art. Everyone keeps going on about how hot she is, and they're right. I can't get over how nothing was off. You keep trying to find a flaw, but there are none. Oh, about her age -- I made the remark that girls like her didn't exist when I was her age. She answered that yes, they did, I just didn't know where to find them. In retrospect, that probably was a good thing, since I probably wouldn't have survived my 20s. Non-VIPS she is a definite repeat, repeat, repeat.

I had booked 2 hrs or so I thought. Two call system but booker was already questioning if I really wanted to do 2 hrs. Arrived at the in-call and she opened the door with an attitude. Sexy as fuck but with an obvious attitude that never got better. She was wearing a black lace body suit with open crotch that looked delicious. She asked how long I had booked the session for and I told her 2 hrs. I usually only see quality providers with a positive track record and like to spend a little more time enjoying the session for multiple pops. She asked me to shower and I obliged. When I came out she was pissed off about it being a 2 hr session and went off stating "He knows not to book me for 2 hrs with anyone I don't already know" (referring to booker) "I don't even know you and I've had nothing but losers today". Trying to diffuse the situation, I complimented her on her new lighter hair color but instead she responded with, "All of my pictures suck, they look stupid." For those without access...there were a lots of rude comments, bragging about how many losers she already ran off, and eventually manipulation for me to leave. She is one of the hottest providers I've ever seen so I tried to stick it out. Unfortunately, it ended after 30 mins with only a little action. Not worth the time and money. I cannot recommend due to the way things went down.