Review by PACERBURTON, February, 2007
I responded to an ad from backpage. She was very polite and cordial on the phone. Gave me directions to her place and asked me to call when I arrived. I did but did not receive an answer. Should have followed instincts and gone home then and there, but sadly, I did not. She finally picked up and gave me her room number. I went to her door and was met by her and the pizza man. Lest you think this was planned or some awful porno cliche'...it was not. I was quite startled and again did not follow my instincts to go home at this point. She looked nothing like the tan, lithe girl I called. She was pasty white and bleached. After her brother (what she called her handler) came to pay for the pizza, she said let's get down to business.