Review by SACRENOMBRIL, April, 2026
April in April I had the honor and greatest pleasure meeting April during her namesake month this year, which is an understatement. If you took every sexual fantasy and erotic encounter you have ever had and molded them into human form, you would get April. Like being fondled under a shared blanket by your sister’s BF on movie night or that new sexy neighbor answering her door in only a towel. Standing at just 66” tall, she was eye level to this shorter man, but April’s slender and fit build makes her look taller from a distance with her long sexy legs and arms that will soon be wrapped around you. Her demeanor is that of a chill tomboy with an enthusiastically naughty streak, void of any taboos or inhibitions. Our date was at noon, but life challenges caused April to still need to get ready for it. After I agreed to her suggestion that we hang out first, she invited me to her room while she showered and then chose an outfit to wear, and still nude. I took advantage of that and asked to measure her perky titties, because I felt they were fuller than her bio listed. She grinned widely when I confirmed it was off by 2 cup sizes, a true testament to the perkiness of those cute sunny-side-ups! April enjoyed driving my WRX to a bar she chose for us to have a burger and my recommended Mexican boilermakers while we chatted about life, preferences and sexy stories from our pasts. Trust me; you will be missing out if you do not hang out with her first! After our return to April’s room, I was so honored she shared a personal kink reserved for trusted clients with me and the rest of our mutual pleasure based fun began from there. She liked the gifts I brought and my bellybutton kissing fetish, plus playing connect the dots with a wild cherry lip balm. April’s girl-next-door style was a real treat, especially her subtle commands, sincere compliments and a total willingness to try new things. Her bio’s description of her love of mutual pleasures was spot on and time just drifted away.