"Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought I'd be writing you a letter, but....."
What a nice surprise, to meet a lifetime achievement award winner and a genuinely sweet and nice person on short notice for a late night last minute rendezvous! She was very sexy and horny. Non vip's, she is worth seeing if you can get her. I had almost given up on hobby fun while visiting Columbus and was about to call it a night when I saw her ad.....she answered the phone and a couple of hours later, holy shit, I have a bona fide legend at my door! She wore painted on white jeans and a black sleeveless top and one of her arms was covered with floral tattoos. Her blonde hair was a sharp contrast to her blouse. The body was...what you can google. Amazing.
For those of you worried about negative reviews from over a decade ago, apparently she had been injured and was on pain medicine at the time, which had her be erratic at best. No worries now, I'd guess. I found her to be very down to earth and attentive. Perhaps we'll see each other again, if geography allows...