I called her early in the evening and she said she would be at my apartment within 45 minutes. Some time later, whilst cleaning my nasty bachelor pad in preparation for a lady visitor (shut up, you do it too), I guess I missed her call and she decided to just never show up. So I started playing video games instead. Apparently, nearly three hours later, I was still drunk and horny enough to give this broad a second chance. I paused my Playstation game and texted her to ask if she was still available for an outcall, like wtf man you were supposed to be here hours ago what's the dang deal. She was available (meaning she was either just wrapping up a previous session or in the middle of one) and was soon on her way over to my apartment. She arrived and I tell you, brother, I should have just cancelled. As pleasant as she was, I would not repeat. Read on, VIPS, for