Review by JAGJIM59, November, 2013
Searched BP for a quick massage. Ad looked good, but I forgot to check TER. BIG mistake! Stay away.
Lisa is an escort and massage provider in Cleveland, Ohio, offering incall sessions. A reviewer writes: "Then, she opened the door and she was shaped like a barrel."
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Stay Away! Ad says: As a CMT and talented sensual artist, I will create a blissful and stimulating escape for you. Feel your skin tingle under the slightest touch of my knowing fingertips. I invite yo... See more
Searched BP for a quick massage. Ad looked good, but I forgot to check TER. BIG mistake! Stay away.
Easy to reach. Ad pics look like a cute college latina--nothing like the real thing behind the door. Had too many tip-offs that this would be bad, but TOFTT. Or, more accurately, thought with the little head. In any event, she called me back when I was 1 minute late. Should have been my first sign. Then, she opened the door and she was shaped like a barrel. Second sign. Led to her bedroom and it began. She quoted a price for full service on the phone, without my asking, Third sign. Well, it got worse from there.
Stay Away! Ad says: As a CMT and talented sensual artist, I will create a blissful and stimulating escape for you. Feel your skin tingle under the slightest touch of my knowing fingertips. I invite you to experience deep relaxation to melt away all your stress, relax your mind and ease muscle tension. I Offer Tantra and Full Prostate Massages and many more Lakewood All lies! No need to read more, but if you must...
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Lisa is an escort and massage provider in Cleveland, Ohio, offering incall sessions. A reviewer writes: "Then, she opened the door and she was shaped like a barrel."
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Reviewers express significant dissatisfaction with Lisa, highlighting a pattern of misleading advertisements and unmet expectations. Many customers report that the actual experience does not match the enticing descriptions found in ads, leading to disappointment. One reviewer mentions the ease of reaching the location but criticizes the stark difference between the advertised appearance and reality. Despite these negative experiences, there is a rare positive note from a customer who appreciates the potential for a blissful escape, suggesting that some aspects of the service may have merit. However, the overwhelming sentiment leans towards caution, with multiple reviewers advising others to stay away. Overall, the majority of feedback indicates a negative experience with Lisa.