Buffy Reviews

I got me some muffy from Buffy over the weekend. I saw this chic's ad at the end of the week but swore her ad pics were either fake or stolen from someone's Instagram page somewhere. I actually didn't pay her ad any mind until I saw a video she recently posted in her ad. I was like ok she's actually real, but I thought high price like a mother. I started to text her for her rates, but noticed her ad stated, "no text, calls only". Ehh. I don't usually like talking to these broads unless I'm actually on the way, but I made an exception. I called and someone or something answered the phone talking some shit I couldn't quite understand. I asked for rates and got some incomprehensible response. What the falk is this broad saying? I saw one of her older ads mention that she is Haitian, so I guess she was speaking to me in Creole or something. After a good 45 seconds of me trying to decipher what the falk this chic was saying, I finally heard her mumble something in English, "just text me". Yes, please! I text her and she hit me back with some good rates. I was like, damn that's not bad. I was surprised her rates were so normal. I told her that I would be there in 30 minutes time and 90 minutes later I arrived. LOL. Text her that I was there and she text me back telling me to call. Why? Not this shit again. I called again and got some more incomprehensible gargon at first before I could finally make out the words that were coming out of her mouth. What the falk is wrong with this chic's grill? Sounds like she's got a foot in her mouth or something. She wanted me to park somewhere where she could see me, but I paid her ass no mind. I was already parked. She asked if I was driving such and such vehicle that passed her room door and I just said yes. She finally relayed the room number to me and up the staircase I went. Good grief, lady. She's gonna run alot of people away from her with her weirdness and marble-mouth. I finally got up to her room door, knocked on the door, and it was opened by someone clearly hiding behind it. Why?

I've seen her pics a lot lately and by the multiple videos and pics I decided she was probably for real. I arrived at her location during the day since the area's a little sketchy, and was led to the door of a run down house. I walked in past a few guys who i guess are security and into her room. The room was nothing special and there was just a mattress on the ground but it was most definitely the girl in the pictures and she provided exactly what she advertised.