Review by O0ALUCARD0O, March, 2009
Alright boys and girls, go easy on the newbie, this is my first review so work with me. When I came across the ad of this 5’7, 127lbs, 19yr old brunette with beautiful long hair I had to pick up the phone and give her a call. She answered after three rings and said she was in the middle of something and would call right back. Called about 20 minutes later, I gave her my address and directions. She then called 30 minutes later saying she was still on her way, but was just going to pick up some groceries first. Yeah, I thought that too. Her speech was very slurred and was hard to understand her, red flag, but she did say she was still on her way and it would be mean to cancel after she had been on the road for a while. When she finally arrived to the complex I told her to just drive straight down. You can either make a right or go straight down; she took the right and got lost. I was moderately amused and we stayed on the phone until we managed to find each other in the parking lot. And what was the reward at the end of this find the missing escort scavenger hunt? A 5’7, non-young, non-cutie, with a very short hair style that didn’t compliment her complexion that had gained an easy 15-20lbs in all the wrong place. Then the night got really bad...