Review by DOCADAMS, February, 2007
I had never been to a legal brothel before. I was in Vegas to celebrate and decided to go there for an adventure. The Chicken Ranch is about an hours' drive northwest from Vegas. The Ranch is out in the middle of no-where. It took 2 hrs of white knuckle driving to get there because of traffic and road construction in the suburbs of Vegas. I don't hobby often but when I do, I prefer longer encounters when I can really enjoy a girl and bang my brains out. I usually spend a lot of time picking out a provider, planning an evening and expect to pay a little more and get a little more. Overall, I found this brothel designed for short encounters and substantially more expensive than the hobbying I have been used to. It's also more difficult to find good information about the girls ahead of time. At this brothel, the girls were hot, attractive, and hungry, but not cheap. With that said, it is the only legal way to do it and they have the best safety record known to man. They are proud of that and that’s what they sell. I talked quite frankly and feely with several girls and found out they do vary quite a bit with regard to what they will do and how much they charge. I was not prepared for 8 hot girls that socialize with you in the bar before the ritualistic line up. They make it very difficult to choose between them when the little head is so excited. I finally chose Cassy after making the mistake of going after the hot young blond bombshell that informed me later that she did not kiss or allow DATY, and she wanted a thousand for an hour of half and half. After that I felt defeated like I couldn't afford more than about an hour of anything. I asked for someone else who might not have problem with my affectious desires and oral fixations. I was relieved when she sent Cassy to meet me back in the Parlor. I had met Cassy earlier in the bar wearing a short black nightgown accentuating her large cleavage when I first arrived. We played some pool, laughed, joked and played grab-ass as we shot pool and had a drink. She was warm, personable, and mature, the kind of MILF I have grown to love in this business and I liked her immediately. I was delighted by her charm, playfulness and easy-going, no-pressure attitude. I think she sensed that I was nervous, a newbie to the brothel and she wanted to take good care of me. In the end, I made the right choice. I had to give her a 6 in performance only because we did not have sex. But for what she did, she really did make me forget it was a service. And I will make an appointment with her when I go back for the full nasty GFE experience. I will go back. After all, it's legal and safe there, and I go to Vegas often enough.