It wasn't that I thought Shaelin was going to be a knockout that made me decide to take the plunge. It was that she was running a special, so her price point matched my unusually low hobby allowance. Holding my allowance back, and adding it to next week occurred to me, but that's no fun, right? Another thought crossed my mind: ask my go to girl for a break & stay less time, but my curiosity got the better of me. If I was unable to find a decent looking price match, I'd ask 'go to' for a favor. Shaelin's ass is what caught my eye. It looked so soft and juicy, & resting atop a pair of firm looking, smooth legs that seemed to go on forever! I am a leg & ass man, and Shaelin does have an exquisite lower half. She isn't exactly my type up top, a little 'plain jane'. Classy women really 'do it' for me, & in my experience the elegant ones usually have some degree of professionalism in their photos i.e. no bathroom mirror selfies. Logically, less money equates lower standards. I decided the price + long legs & near perfect ass would compensate for a lack of elegance . Boy, do I wish I had just stayed late at the office. Surprisingly she sounded sweet as hell (not sure what I was expecting), and her special ended up saving me 40$ (so I thought). Booking was a breeze (again less money, lower standards), although my first clue should've been when she would not say the hotel name, but gave the address (genius). I arrived and was met at the door by a rather unattractive girl (not shaelin... apparently homely women travel in packs) and was informed that my 'date' was just getting out of the shower when I'd pulled in. Weird, but whatever, she's very clean. As we arrived at the room, my tour guide paused to find the key, and you know I think she actually fell asleep standing there with her hand in her pocket? I can't be sure, so I just coughed loudly and she found the key, let me in, and disappeared. Upon entering, I found Shaelin wrapped in a towel applying lotion. She had her back to me, turned and smiled very briefly, apologized for any inconvenience, asked I leave the donation by the TV and feel free to get comfortable. I left the $$ and began to undress, might as well dive right in, after all it's just a hh. once undressed I got in the bed and watched her finish up. Downhill from here.... pictures are far from accurate and conveniently disguise the kangaroo pouch, and show no open mouth smile (for good reason). Those are just a couple of the many disappointments I encountered that evening.. I will never EVER repeat and I genuinely hope you guys learn from my mistake. VIPs read on (if you dare)