Review by KKBWHAM, April, 2014
She's kinda hot, but not really into the massage at all. Her building security code doesn't work, ended up waiting downstairs for 10 minutes. It was all downhill from there. VIPs - do not bother. Non VIPs read on...
Michelle Page / Catalina Michelle is an escort and massage provider in Minneapolis, Minnesota, offering incall sessions. Clients describe Michelle Page as attractive. In a client's words: "Gorgeous face, super curvy, thin waste, wonderful up top." Opinions are mixed.
Over a year ago
Guys, don't fall for this bait and switch. The photos that are posted are not her and if they were, there would be a line out the door, around the block and she would be charging whatever she wanted.... See more
Over a year ago
After reading a few of Catalina's reviews, I realized she wasn't using her own pictures which I usually avoid. However, I was looking for a mixed hottie for a nice massage over my lunch hour and the p... See more
She's kinda hot, but not really into the massage at all. Her building security code doesn't work, ended up waiting downstairs for 10 minutes. It was all downhill from there. VIPs - do not bother. Non VIPs read on...
Guys, don't fall for this bait and switch. The photos that are posted are not her and if they were, there would be a line out the door, around the block and she would be charging whatever she wanted. From previous posts it would appear that she is new to massage and has been given pointers by other TER members but obviously not following the advice. Nice enough to talk to but no real massage skills to speak of. Will not return.
After reading a few of Catalina's reviews, I realized she wasn't using her own pictures which I usually avoid. However, I was looking for a mixed hottie for a nice massage over my lunch hour and the previous reviews mentioned she was still quite attractive. I emailed her and got directions to office building downtown Minneapolis. When she met me in the building I must say that I was actually disappointed in her looks. While I could tell she had a nice rack on her she did not resemble anything of the many pictures of other women she used in her ads. She was above average in terms of looks. Definitely not worthy of high numbers for looks as others have said. She also doesn't have a flat stomach as someone mentioned. Non-VIP's I would not recommend this one...
I had an appointment fall through with another provider, and was able to make an appointment with Catalina. She has a nice clean, and comfortable incall near downtown. She is an absolutely beautiful woman from top to bottom with a personality to match. I highly recommend.
After reading the reviews on Catalina, I was hesitant to see her. In my first e-mail I was upfront with her and told her guys on TER were ripping on her because of her reputation of "upselling". I asked her to be straight with me, quote me one price, because I really wanted to see her. We chatted back and forth exchanging e-mails and she said she was fairly new and didn't know how the game worked. She quoted me a price, said that's how she's going to do it from now on, and so we met. I am sooooo glad we did; Catalina is an amazing person. The pictures are not her but very representative and you will not be disappointed...I have seen many ladies, but I am not even kidding you, she has the most amazing natural breasts I have ever seen! After the session, I felt like I was leaving a good friend...conversation was that easy. Guy's, if you were hesitant about Catalina because of previous reviews, rest assured things have gotten better! Her studio is shared by other ladies, and even tho the walls are thin, the atmosphere is relaxed with candles, soft music, incense, and warm colors. If you are a breast man and enjoy a beautiful woman, you won't go wrong with Catalina...
Called her up and she said she had the rest of the day open. Scheduled an appointment for 30 minutes later. She gave me the address and off I went. Decent massage with a finish from an attractive woman but the price point and menu are better elsewhere. I will not repeat.
So I was hesitant to visit Catalina Michelle, since I saw she had fake photos. But after the other review for Catalina Michelle (The other guy called her Michelle Page, the wrong name), i decided to also take the plunge. Safe loc near downtown where other girls work at. Catalina in my opinion was better looking then her pictures. Probably one of the most attractive girls i've ever met. Gorgeous face, super curvy, thin waste, wonderful up top. Non-VIPs, will repeat. VIPs read on.
Saw her ad on BP but was reluctant because she had no reviews so I rolled that dice and boy I'm glad I did. Sweet and beautiful girl in a commercial space downtown.
Gave her a call on a crappy snowy day in Minnesota. We've had a few of those recently. Her location is downtown Minneapolis in an office building. It's far enough out from the heart of downtown that parking wasn't a problem. Plenty of on street parking. She is a beautiful woman without a doubt and provides a decent massage but the price point and menu are better elsewhere. I will not repeat.
I'm overdue in writing this review. I called Catalina when another provider was not available and she picked up right away and worked me into her schedule for about 30 minutes later. She has a nice studion in the warehouse district with plenty of street parking. Standard two call system and I found her place easily. She met me at the door and was an attractive young lady. VIP's, read on.
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Michelle Page / Catalina Michelle is an escort and massage provider in Minneapolis, Minnesota, offering incall sessions. Clients describe Michelle Page as attractive. In a client's words: "Gorgeous face, super curvy, thin waste, wonderful up top." Opinions are mixed.
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Michelle Page / Catalina Michelle receives mixed feedback from customers, with both praise and criticism present. Positive notes frequently include catalina, review, 2014, because. Critical feedback often cites massage, review, 2014, building. Overall sentiment is balanced at 3.0 stars based on 10 reviews.