Review by JAKE35MN, July, 2026
I booked this massage based on the tryst ads promising a luxurious, relaxing spa atmosphere and skilled therapeutic techniques. Unfortunately, it fell far short of the hype. The space felt cramped and neglected—faded decor, thin walls letting in street noise, and a general lack of cleanliness that made it hard to unwind. The “premium” ambiance they advertised was nowhere to be found. The massage itself was mediocre at best. The therapist seemed rushed and lacked proper pressure control; what was supposed to be deep tissue felt more like a basic rub with inconsistent technique. I left feeling more tense than when I arrived. Save your money and look elsewhere for a proper massage. Definitely not as advertised
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