Review by TALONTED, July, 2014
Called and found out she's not far from my work. Was in the mood for quicky, and she was close and no-one else got back to me. Don't trust her ad picture VIP read for the real details.
Kela is an escort and massage provider in Minneapolis, Minnesota, offering incall sessions. As a reviewer puts it: "Was looking for a good time."
Over a year ago
Was looking for a good time. Text and Kela was available. Chatted over text as she advertises "Body Slide". Was in the mood for a body slide. I asked if she did body slide and she said yes. So, decide... See more
Called and found out she's not far from my work. Was in the mood for quicky, and she was close and no-one else got back to me. Don't trust her ad picture VIP read for the real details.
Was looking for a good time. Text and Kela was available. Chatted over text as she advertises "Body Slide". Was in the mood for a body slide. I asked if she did body slide and she said yes. So, decided to give it a shot despite no reviews. Arrived at her apartment. She is nice looking and I thought this could be fun. Then walked in saw that she had blanket which looked old and tattered on floor. I then wondered if this would be good. Well it was not. Poor massage. She plays with phone entire time. No conversation. I tried to engage her to no avail. She keeps her distance and gives little access to touch her. Definitely will not repeat. Gave a baby wash cloth to clean up the baby oil. Very disappointed.
Was in the mood for a quick rub and noticed Kela's ad on BP. I'd seen the ad before and the pics looked attractive but she had no reviews. Location was close to my work so I thought I'd TOFTT. I should have stayed home. She is not the girl in the pictures, texted and looked at her emails while giving me a lame rub. It's a messy apartment and she does it on a blanket on the floor. Absolutely not worth repeating.
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Kela is an escort and massage provider in Minneapolis, Minnesota, offering incall sessions. As a reviewer puts it: "Was looking for a good time."
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Reviews for Kela reveal a predominantly negative sentiment among customers. While one reviewer notes the convenience of Kela's location and her quick availability, the overall experience is marred by dissatisfaction. Many consumers express disappointment regarding the misleading nature of her advertisement, particularly concerning the "body slide" service, which seems to have fallen short of expectations. The lack of clarity in the service offerings and the discrepancy between the advertised pictures and the actual experience are common complaints. Additionally, the absence of prior reviews raises concerns about trustworthiness. Overall, Kela struggles to meet customer expectations, leading to a largely unfavorable impression.