Ellyn Reviews

I originally tried to submit a review for Ellyn as my second review as she was my second visit in town. TER Rejected it because at the time neither she or I had any history here. I left it alone, but after reading the site a bit, decided that since the experience was not real great, maybe an email directly to the source would be in order. I explained my concerns and got a very flowery apology and a promise to make it right if I just gave her a second chance. She remembered the session and was apparently having a bad day. Well fellas, don't let this trick fool you, too. This seems to be a case of many providers using a single email scheduler who then take the appointments when they are 'on'. The Ellyn who I visited both times bears a passing resemblance to the photos, but is clearly not her. She is not the overweight lady described in another review. She's all business, gives a half assed massage and makes you feel very unwelcome. She clearly had no idea who I was when I arrived for the second appointment. The session was booked for an hour, I started my timer on my phone when she asked me to get comfortable. She was done and out of the room in 45 minutes. This would be one thing if she helped with the finish, but she does the drop of oil in your hand and forced smile thing. And this was supposed to make up for a bad other day? Would not repeat.

I first saw Ellyn's ad online and loved the picture of the her big D cups in the bikini. I called her up one afternoon and Ellyn sounded very friendly. She told me she and her girlfriend just opened a new massage place in NE Minneapolis. I asked her if the photos in the pictures were her. She said absolutely but said she has lost her golden suntan since the Summer. I then asked about her rates/services and she said she does a topless B2B massage with a finish that I will love. She gave me the directions and I was looking forward to see her. After I arrived at her place, I called her and she said she would meet me at the front door of the one story office building in NE. The door opened and in front of me was a severely overweight girl wearing a tank top sipping a bottle of Mountain Dew. I immediately thought she was a different provider at her place. When she told me she was Ellyn I should've listened to my brain and walked back to my car. Instead I hoped that those big D cups were hiding under those clothes and she would give me a massage to remember. Boy was I wrong. Non VIPs, don't walk from this, run!!

Emailed Ellyn for some info. Her ad specs of a sensual massage. She advised there were tipping options. Very clean and safe area in NE Minnie. I believe she used to go by the provider named Sydney. Tipping options are for nude or topless. I asked for an hour but thank goodness she was only available for 30 min. I will not repeat