Review by OLDGUY666, June, 2012
I saw Amy a few days ago for a massage, and she recommended her friend Christina, who shares a space with her (separate rooms). She said Christina is just getting started, and had a bad review, but that she (Amy) is trying to teach her some of the tricks of the trade. I looked up Christina’s BP ad, and her copy sounded bubbly and her pics were smoking hot, so I decided to try her, and help her get on firmer footing in the hobby with a good review. We exchanged several e-mails, confirmed the day and time several times, and finally the day came. Walked up to her building—it’s in a safe neighborhood south of downtown—knocked on the door, and…nothing. It’s in a big, older house, and her space is toward the back, so I stayed for ten minutes, knocking, thinking she might not have heard me, but finally I left. As I was leaving, two young Asian women came around the side of the house and went in the front. I guessed that this might be Christina and a friend, so, after a couple of minutes, came back and knocked again. Christina came to the door and led me back to her space. No apology. No welcome hug. Just some chatter about traffic and a lockbox, which I didn’t understand. She doesn’t give out her phone number, so communicating that way was out. Anyhow, in the room, she spent 5-8 minutes scurrying around, in and out, getting things ready. I wasn’t on the table until 20 minutes past the hour. She turned on some funky rap music, very loud, on a station where we also had to listen to commercials, no less! A total turn-off to this “old guy.” Very bad vibe. I have to say that she is very pretty and has a smoking hot body; her pics are accurate. And, she gives a good massage. But, the entire time, I felt like I was in a Massage Envy, with prim and proper Miss Uptight doing the massage. Will I repeat? No. At least not until she learns the game better.
