Review by BLUECOLOUR, March, 2011
My mother told me: “If you haven’t got anything good to say about someone, don’t say anything at all.” Well, she didn’t meet Andrea --- or what ever she is called by friends. I felt lucky that Andrea called me after several failed attempts on my part. Her ad in BP was very nice, promising a great GFE. We arranged the date, time, place, and gift. A very pleasant looking, young lady arrived at my hotel room door. Her pushup bra made her assets visible and enticing. I like a getting-to-know you session beforehand. She recited a quick autobio and asked if we could get started. I agreed out of respect for her time and in anticipation of good times for the remaining 55 minutes. She immediately asked for her gift and then went to my bathroom. I figured it was to slip into something comfortable but her mission was to get the bottle of lotion that the hotel provides. She told me to get undressed and she’ll give me a massage. Non-VIPs, if you guess that a not-so-happy ending was the conclusion, then you win the booby prize – just like I did.
