The ad referred to Nuru and emphasized that the lady would use her assets - the pair above the waist - as part of the massage, so I made the call, spoke with someone who was probably the booker but didn't speak much English, but I figured I'd make the appointment and if the lady who answered the door was an unattractive post-middle-aged provider, I would just shrug and leave. It also it turned out the motel (once part of a chain but not anymore) was literally down the street from where I was calling, so I viewed that as another reason to take a flyer on this one. About ten minutes later I was knocking on the door after I was given the room number, and then the door opened and [VIPs, there's more below]