There's been a new series of ads, all offering the same strange suggested donation and emphasizing that there's no half-hour rate, so I figured the girl would undoubtedly be less cute than the lady pictured in the ad, but for an hour of her company (and of course I expected it would wind up being less than that), it was worth a call. I called and there was an immediate language barrier, but eventually we arranged a time for me to come over. I called again from outside and for a few minutes I thought I was never going to be able to understand the room number, but, again, eventually it got straightened out. I went up to her room, knocked on the door, and it swung open seemingly by itself to admit me, because the lady was standing behind the door. I took a couple of steps inside and I was [VIPs, you can read some more below]