Had been bitching on the boards here about the lack of thick, curvy girls in my neck of the woods (and thank you for all you girls who wrote me to come to your city and sample your services!) -- when lo and behold!
Twas a week before Christmas
When what should appear?
But a young bbw,
with a firm, phat-azzed rear!
Her bewbs weren't as big as I normally like,
but who was I to complain? He big butt's outta site!
Her ad on BP made my mouth start to drool,
and I just had to have some -- I'm a fat-fanny fool!
So I gave her a ring, and she answered quite soon.
One call to the parking lot, another the room.
Up I went fast as lighting, a bulge in my drawers.
She opened the door and my jaw hit the floor...