Review by ZERODARK, March, 2008
In the mood for company, can't get any of my TER favorites via phone or e-mail. Same on other sites. Ready to give up, I decide to give craigslust a shot. Looking at the ads...ugh. No. No. Hell no. Is that the girl from accounting? No. No. Stop. Hmmm. CRAPPY pictures, obnoxious ALLCAPS, ready to move along...but there's something about her that appeals to me. I'll give you a hint: it's big, round, and follows her wherever she goes. I call her. She friendly, but screens me a little. We set up for an hour away. Typical system; I call her when I'm near, and then a block away. Not a great neighborhood, but I've seen worse. She meets me downstairs with a hug. Not a great face; she looks a little like Posh Spice, but with some acne scars, and petite hourglass figure. She walks me up to her apartment, and then....VIPs, read on...