Texted the number in her ad, early afternoon, got a reply about an hour later. Ad says naked nuru massage, private apartment. When I asked for details, she said nuru massage, GFE. Went back and forth to set something up, her replies were intelligent and funny; seemed promising. She texted the address, and asked me to pick up a bottle of chardonnay. It's an office building. Weird but ok, I'd actually seen another provider there a while ago and she was very attractive, maybe her services have changed. Entered the office, the woman who opened the door was not the woman I seen before and not the woman in the pictures (shocking, right?) I made a quick stop in the lav, met her in a smaller room with a massage table and california bed. Overpowering scent of Glade or Febreze or something. She asked for the payment (i paid cash, she also takes cards) and told me to make myself comfortable on the bed while she excused herself to go change. 10 minutes later she reappears, having taken off her robe... she's wearing a teddy. She starts a so-so massage accompanied by small talk. Definitely not a nuru massage.